Friday, September 24, 2010

InDesign CS5 (or, Dr. Byers Shows Off His Explosive Power to San Bruno, CA)

Thursday's class was a tutorial on the program InDesign CS5; specifically, focusing on image storytelling. We were given seven images to use and then subsequently detail using a provided set of descriptions.

The images given to us were of an explosion caused by a natural gas leak in San Bruno, CA. What Dr. Byers didn't tell us was that he was the cause for said explosion. Not only was Dr. Byers in San Bruno that day, but he also dropped subtle hints of his intention along the way: "Hey, guys, I'm going to California. IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST," or more bluntly, "I'm going to open a gas main in San Bruno."

Although he won't like to admit it, Dr. Byers is actually the famed Titan, Prometheus, who stole fire from the Olympian gods #factoftheday.

Dr. Byers thousands of years ago. "I HURRRRRD YALL LIKE FIYAH!?"

(But in all seriousness, I mean no disrespect to the victims of the explosion.)

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